Press Release: Blast Processing Entertainment Introduces a New Generation to it's Classics
Since the company was founded in 1991, Blast Processing Entertainment has been a creative trailblazer and today, the company remains on the bleeding edge of virtual electronic techno finger-games. By drawing talent from diverse fields such as phrenology, Szechuan cuisine, roller derby event coordination, volunteer firefighting, and computers along with contributions from some of (B)ollywood’s greatest talent, BPE uses technology and smartness to create America’s Most Blazing Hot Games™.
Our expansive gaming library includes worldwide sports blockbusters like Mutant League Curling, 4D Paper Football, and Ray Romano’s Slam Dunk Challenge. In addition, BPE has the exclusive rights to publish video games based on hit entertainment properties including Herman and Katnip, Theodore Rex, Hanna-Barbera’s The New Schmoo, Robot Jox, and Sally Jesse Raphael. We also offer a diverse selection of original intellectual properties such as Antebellum Cotillion Ball Tycoon, Who Dat Giantess, All Out of Nickels, and Cat Maker. We have recently entered the MMORPG space with the virtual world of Hangin’ With Mr. Cooper Online.
Now everyone will have a chance to experience our glorious history with Blast Processing Entertainment's Classics Collection Museum Volume One, a three game compilation of some of our greatest works:
A League of Their Own Baseball for Super Famicom is a classic game based on the hit movie with one to five player simultaneous excitement! Personally programmed by director Penny Marshall, ALOTOB contains precise pitching, bullseye batting, and awesome fielding. With dozens of exciting features, ALOTOB brings to life the history of the All-American Girls Professional Baseball League in true Digisurroundo™ stereo sound. It’s like Rosie O’Donnell is yelling right in your ear!
In the year 2035, the white race is dying out and they’ll stop at nothing to keep their vice-like grip on America’s power structure. It’s up to everyone’s favorite typing teacher Mavis Beacon to assassinate an elite cabal of conservative talk radio hosts, crooked televangelists, and military profiteers. Luckily, she has a host of cybernetic enhancements to help her along the way. Enjoy thirty six levels of run and gun action as you go deeper into The White Conspiracy™ and reclaim this country in the name of the people. Are you a bad enough bitch to assassinate the President?
Travel through time with Baby Kermly and the gang as they search for a suitable head for their government appointed caretaker Nanny. Find out the secret of Kubla Khan’s Tomb, defeat Nazi robots, and learn all about the Candadian Revolution in stunning redbook audio. Do you have the guts to take on H.G. Wells™ himself?
Blast Processing Entertainment (BPE) is South Dakota’s leading independent developer and publisher of interactical entertainment software for PC and advanced console systems such as Panasonic 3DO Interactive Multiplayer, Nintendo Virtual Boy, Apple Bandai Pippin, and Fujistu FM Towns Marty.
